More on the kind of grandmother I don't want to be...

11. The kind that sends  $5 check for birthdays and Christmas from the time the baby is born til the time they graduate from college, never acknowledging inflation or changing tastes.
12. Alternatively, the kind that only sends practical gifts.
13. The kind that says, "Grandkids are great because I can send them home!"
14. The kind that thinks they know better because they're old.
15. The kind that can't remember what it was like to be energetic 24/7.